Dear Ho,
No one wants to hear about the many escapades of your vagina, which rivals only your mouth in terms of looseness. And regardless of whether you hate me or not, my boyfriend will never want to fuck you like it's 1999. He has too much respect for his penis.
Stick with batteries,
Lauren.
xox
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Are you talking about a certain person who goes to xs.....or am I completely wrong?
ReplyDeleteWow, she got told...Whoever she is.
ReplyDeleteKel - I'll never tell. ;D I don't want to, I dunno, get sued or something. :P
ReplyDeleteShadi - Damn right. Was I too harsh?
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No. I wasn't. :)
Batteries can be a girl's best friend. :)
ReplyDeleteHow's Benji and hot stuff L doing these days?
Sally-Sal - I'm sure they can be. ;D But probably not when inserted directly into the vagina, which apparently is what this chick does. :S
ReplyDeleteAnd really well, thanks. :) Just one more month and we'll have been together for a year! :) Which is a record for me lol.
I worked with a girl who stuck bananas into her vagina, and sent boys pictures. It made me sad. No banana deserves that.
ReplyDeleteOne year! LoLo, that is the shit! What're youse guys doing to celebrate?
Umm, actually, I haven't even thought about that. But now you mention it, maybe I should get him to buy me a few expensive gifts? :D
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