hot bitch

I am in love with Pushing Daisies. I bought it on a whim from the wonderland that is JB HiFi, $20 for the first season - get in my pants.

Everything about the show is insanely adorable, including this:



That's Lee Pace, who plays Ned the Pie Maker on the show.

He is so pretty.

I love him.

To put this in perspective for you, I think he is cuter than Colin Firth, who I watched play a gay guy in Mamma Mia! yet still swoon over.

I think it's Ned/Lee's eyebrows. I love big eyebrows on guys. They're adorable. I dunno, the minute I see a guy with cute puppydog eyes and thick eyebrows I die a little inside (ie Ben). In a good way. I dunno. Fuck me, I'm at that stage where I'm bloody tired yet still can't get to sleep, and so I'm spewing out random crap. Whatever. At least I'm censoring myself. I was going to describe eyebrows as 'hairy crack' (because I'm addicted to them, or something, fuck you), but didn't because that brings to mind disgusting images.

But there, now I said it, and I'll leave you to vomit in your mouths a little and think I'm immature.

Good morning, bitches and hos.