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Who The Hell?
- me.
- I love to write, and to create worlds with my words. I occasionally have intellectual and stimulating things to say, however, mostly I just embarrass myself.
My Obviously Numerous Readers
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Hey Dad Bloggers3 weeks ago
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Mr. B5 months ago
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I'm not in love, this time, this night8 months ago
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Guten Morgen10 months ago
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Dear Sleep,10 months ago
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New Email1 year ago
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Chapter Six2 years ago
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Workspeak and a WTF?!3 years ago
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- burns victim
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- 'all i want for christmas is you'
- only six chapters in and already planning my newes...
- just a few facts about me
- "castles in the air i have a dream i want the worl...
- "if i could fall into the sky do you think time wo...
- kiss my shiny metal ass
- miss schmartypants
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- exhaustion, google and lesbian sodomy
- I swear there are advertisments in my dreams, Futu...
- cleavage cleavage cleavage
- he died.
- so here I am at the airport, using what I assume i...
- my life in pictures
- just some thingssssss
- it's a conga line of sodomy!
- i heart miley cyrus (and i'm only kind of joking)
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