I had possibly the most fantastic dream last night.
He was trying to make friends with this group of guys. However, they were enormous dick heads and were really really mean to him, except he didn't notice and kept trying to be their friend.
I BEAT THEM THE FUCK UP.
It was great, I like punched them and kicked them in the balls and threw books at them. And then they bled. And cried.
And, I don't know, it was just delightfully fun.
I also had a dream where I was in Port Lincoln and I did a strip tease for some obese kid who lived next door. I dunno. Awkward.
1 month ago